Having a one-night stand could be construed as a good or bad thing depending on which way you look at it. Some men and women find it empowering to be with someone without any emotional attachment in order to ‘scratch an itch’ and are not bothered by what society deems as ‘too many sexual partners‘ while others find it difficult to separate sex and feelings.
If you’ve ever had a one-night stand, you’ll know that more often than not, there is a level of awkwardness during or after the encounter. It could be something as small as realising you were wearing your ridiculously fashionable beer googles the night before or something very embarrassing like puking in a one-night stand’s drawer while he’s asleep. Whether you’ve indulged in the no-pants-dance with a stranger or not, these 13 people know the true definition of an awkward one-night stand and were willing to share it with us via Whisper.
1. Burn
I’m all for letting yourself go every once in a while but if you’re inviting someone over to stay for an entire day the least you could do is learn their name.
2. Mom’s on-board
It looks as though this guy’s mom is totally fine with her son bringing home randoms. She’s even encouraging it, in a roundabout way.
3. Taking the blame
What would you do if this were you? Knowing me, I’d probably admit that it was me that puked but that’s just because I can’t tell a lie to save my life.
4. You’re still short, though
Technically, girl, you’re a thief but you’re still $20 short so I guess everyone loses here.
5. Can’t handle an ample bosom
Give the guy some slack, he could of done a whole lot worse. Also, it’s probably the first time he’s ever touched a pair of breasts.
6. Must of been a good night
It must have taken a great night with someone in order to tell such a massive lie. What looks worse to your boss, though, being arrested or having sex? Hmm.
7. Serves you right
Well, karma is a good looking bitch!
8. Who does that?
Out of everything in his bedroom she decided to steal a pillow? Sounds like some voodoo stuff to me.
9. Beer, urine – you can’t tell the difference
There is actually quite a distinct difference between the two but hey, if the guy bought it then cool.
10. Not into it
Imagine the poor girl was a virgin and the guy just ran away. How traumatic that would have been?
11. Nope
She must have dropped her beer goggles during the act.
12. Evidence
Hey, at least it wasn’t a parent or relative.
13. The smell, though?!
Surely it must have smelled? Who does that, though – really?!
Besides the folk that weren’t caught out for their sneaky acts, a lot of them faced a tonne of embarrassment. I couldn’t imagine the sheer terror it must have been for the woman whose cable guy saw a used condom on her kitchen counter. At least it wasn’t a spectacle for the public to see, though, like when Gigi Hadid had an accidental nip slip on the catwalk or when this bride had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction on her wedding day.