The Amazing Stuff

No matter how much these kids love playing football, they all have a long way to go before they make it to the pros. This video makes it very, very clear that these little ones don’t understand the fundamentals just yet.

But don’t worry. Until they master the art of football, we get to enjoy their hilarious highlight reel.

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Seeing that dog make the game-winning tackle is the best thing about this video, but it’s hard to pick a favorite moment when the whole thing is so cute.

Beep, beep: cuteness coming through!

This adorable duo is ready for a road trip with the fluffy pup taking the driver’s seat of the little dude’s toy car.

Okay, so it’s really remote controlled with the dial safely in mom’s hands, but that doesn’t stop the pup from trying to hit the pedal to the metal. It’s just too bad her paws can’t reach the floor. Mom might want to keep a sharp eye out when the little boy gets big enough to reach them himself, though.

Daisy is steering, though!

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This is like the exact opposite of road rage. All they need now is to blast some sweet tunes on the stereo.

I was the kind of kid who knew exactly how many unexcused sick days we were allowed in a school year…and I made sure I used every last one. My poor mother would try her best to coerce me out of my cozy comforter, but some days it was just too much effort for either of us.

And I was at least a little more polite than this hilariously sassy girl. At four years old, she has some pretty strong opinions about why she doesn’t need to go to school or even help out with chores around the house.

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Hey, that seems like some pretty solid logic to me. You keep fighting the good fight, little lady.

Everyone knows that one of the drawbacks of having children is the fact that they are quite a mess. They are little, stinky, germ-infested fleshballs that live to get you sick, mess up your things, and sap your bank accounts dry.

If you’re thinking about having a kid, remember these pictures. They should let you know what you’re in for when it comes to what children are actually like beneath their adorable exteriors.

1. It exploded.

2. What was this?

3. This was definitely premeditated.

4. Now that’s just a waste of perfectly delicious pudding.

5. The best place to take a nap:

6. The worst kind of laundry day.

7. “What? I didn’t do anything.”

8. This kid gets me…Nutella is just too good.

9. One word: terrifying.

10. They really wanted to go to the car wash.

11. “What an animal!” – the dog

12. That’s one way to drink it…

13. This definitely won’t end well.

14. Those plain white sheets needed some pizzazz.

15. This baby loves cake…all over his body.

16. Quick, wipe your face on the walls!

17. Someone needs a bath ASAP.

18. Too tired to finish the jar.

19. At least he tried.

20. What. A. Mess.

21. Why would a person waste this much cake?!

22. Yes, the bowl belongs on your head.

23. “Flush me down!”

24. I envy how kids can take a nap anywhere.

25. He looks like an adult who has given up on his dreams…or achieved them all.

26. “I’m just looking for my favorite plate!”

27. They brought the beach home with them!

28. Don’t forget to wipe.

29. I’m sure that daddy was simultaneously happy and unhappy about this.

30. And finally…this evil face!

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Oh man, these kids are little bombs just waiting to blow up at any second, wreaking havoc on your house life. But we love ’em all the same!

Many of us reference famous proverbs now and again, even if we’re not quite sure where they come from or what they mean. The important thing is that we know how the quotes go.

That’s why this teacher asked her class of first graders to finish famous proverbs. Their wacky results are completely hilarious.

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To see the complete list, head over to Imgur. Kids really do say the darndest things.

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