Dog owners know that each adorable pup comes with its own unique personality, habits, and quirks. But they also know that some things are simply universal, no matter what type of pooch you bring into your home.

These hilarious thoughts have definitely crossed every dog’s mind at one point or another. Whether they’re actually true or not doesn’t matter to their silly little brains.

Did you recognize a few thoughts from your own cutie? Bless their hearts, it really is a good thing they are all so dang adorable.