A lot of pets are happy just being regular fur babies, eating happily from the food dish you lovingly set on the floor for them, sleeping on their modest puff, or wearing…well, their fur. But some pets are a little more finicky, opting to take their place at the table, don a bow tie, or sleep on 3,000-count Egyptian cotton sheets. In other words, they’re classy as hell.
1. “Is this a chardonnay? I distinctly said riesling!”
2. “Shall we start with some charcuterie?”
3. “Eat from the floor? Is that a joke?”
4. “Yeah, are YOU gonna eat from the floor? I didn’t think so.”
5. Top hat game so strong.
6. “Sorry you had to drive us to prom, my Porche is in the shop.”
7. “It’s my chaise lounge…I’ll sleep how I want to.”
8. Pretty sure those aren’t real pearls…
9. “I’m going to do a business!”
10. “I hate getting my bangs wet!”
11. He prefers his milk iced, not heated.
12. “I’d pull your chair out for you, but, y’know, no opposable thumbs and all…I hope that’s not a deal-breaker.”
13. “I couldn’t decide between white and pink, so I got the two-tone.”
14. He takes lazy Sundays seriously, too.
15. I don’t even care that the bow tie is crooked.
16. “I don’t always take photos, but when I do, they’re in black-and-white.”
17. “Care for a smoke, gents?”
18. This handsome chap definitely graduated from charm school.
19. She needs a solid 12 hours each night.
20. The higher the thread count, the better #IWokeUpLikeThis looks.
21. Then again, some pooches were just born with great genes…
These guys are ready for galas — they’re all set to mix and mingle with society’s finest. They’ll fit right in at any White House dinner or charity ball.
