Cat owners love cuddling up with their fluffy friends and listening to that soft, content purr as everyone chills out. It’s one of the best ways to unwind at the end of the day. But unfortunately, some cats are a little less inclined to our displays of affection. In fact, they kind of really wish you would just…not.

It may be disappointing for their human (or animal) buddy, but it’s hilarious for us!

1. “Well, this is awful.”

2. “Listen to me: I said NO.”

3. “Let’s be best friends!!!” “Let’s not.”

4. “Ugh, cooties.”

5. “I got this.”

6. “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP.”

7. “When was the last time you brushed your teeth?”

8. “You’re really not my type.”

9. “Not in front of the cameras, please.”

10. “How DARE you.”

11. “Nope. Nope. Still nope.”

12. “Sorry, I’m spoken for.”

13. “Aaand now we’re done.”

14. “I want no part of this.”

15. “Gimme a hug!” “Ew, no.”

16. “I am no one’s little spoon.”

17. “That’s enough of that.”

18. “Gross, get it off me!”

19. “Don’t even try it. I said don’t try it!”

20. “You want a kiss? How do you like THIS kiss, huh?”

21. “You’ll pay for this, Carl!”

I would say maybe they should try again later, but something tells me these cuties just won’t be in the mood for quite awhile.