1. Bra sizing is more complicated than astrophysics, and if you want to even come close to the right size, you have to endure the trauma of AN IN-STORE FITTING.

2. Putting on or taking off a bra is a 5 step process (Flip, clip, spin, arm, arm, adjust) and you have to do it CONSTANTLY.

3. A decent one is unbelievably expensive.

4. You’re a skank if you don’t wear one.

5. If you do wear one, but any portion of it is visible, you’re still a skank.

6. It’s impossible to find one with straps skinny enough to hide under a tank top, but still hold up your teetons. So basically you’re screwed.

7. If you forget to lay the little flap down the hooks will literally stab you in the back.

8. Over your lifetime, the straps will dig trenches into your shoulders. Sexy.

9. If you air dry it, your bathroom looks like a brothel. If you put it in the dryer, you ruined it.

10. In the summer, you might as well just call them sweat collectors.

11. Your underwire bra WILL fall apart and stab you. It will either be on a big first date or in the middle of a work meeting.

12. If you’re brave enough to enter Victoria’s Secret, good luck finding one that isn’t stuffed like a pillow.

13. But if you go too thin, there’s always the danger of nip-thru.

14. If you have anything over an A cup, strapless bras are a LIE FROM HELL.

15. That backless, very low-cut or really cute one-shoulder top? Fuhgeddaboudit.

16. The straps WILL slide down your shoulder at the most inopportune time, making it look like a porno scene is starting.

17. If you do find one that fits, it will be be bedazzled like a junior prom disco ball (who wears that sh*t?).

18. If you want to work out, you have to have to buy an entirely different kind of bra that’s even HARDER to put on.

19. Guys have no idea how to get the damn thing off.

(via:distractify)