The Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas


You won’t believe some of the things that woman have hidden in their intimate parts. Only this week a twenty one year old from Tennessee attempted to smuggle a five inch revolver into a woman’s prison. Dallas Archer pleaded guilty to an assortment of criminal charges that have landed her a three year jail term.

Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross observed of the case: “It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm. If it goes off it’s only going one place.”


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But she is by no means the first woman to have hidden away items in her personal area. There are lots of reports on the internet of ladies attempting to conceal things, including wool, uncooked chickens, and bong pipes…


Its not just criminals that have been partaking in a bit of hide and seek. Artists have been hiding thing in their vaginal region for years. In 1975 a performance artist called Carolee Schneemann’s pulled a Scroll from her ‘bits’ then read it allowed.


Casey Jenkins


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Another artist called Casey Jenkins knitted for 28 days with wool she pulled from her vagina. The performance received a lot of bad press but she responded in her own unique way; Casey dyed the hateful internet comments and reviews in her own menstrual blood.


Do you remember ‘Pussy Riot’? On February 26, a criminal case was opened against the girl group because they dared to oppose President Putin. What’s more shocking is that in 2010 one of its members, Voina, shoved an entire chicken up her pussy. She later gave birth to it in the street – I’m all up for protesting, but that’s pretty gross.


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I bet you can guess the most documented occurrences of smuggling; drugs.


I’ll leave you with this quite disturbing story. One 73 year old grandma was caught smuggling tranquilizers, a small packets of cocaine and heroin, and 20 euros to her grandson who was in jail in Spain. How did she try and do this? In a kinder surprise…Screen Shot 2015-12-01 at 09.09.56 Screen Shot 2015 12 01 at 09


I’ll never think about those tasty chocolate treats in the same way ever again. Or chickens…


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