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Is Your Name Still Popular? Or Is It Slowly Dying Out? Find Out Where You Rank



Everything evolves, whether it be fashion, food or technology. Back in the 80’s we were wearing shoulder pads, communicating on pagers and eating spam. Developments are a positive thing, although things can go to far. When you consider Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have kids called ‘North’ and ‘Saint’, you wonder whether it would be better if we went back to the good old days when everyone was called Jane and Andrew.


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Some names never seem to go out of fashion though. For boys Jack, Thomas and James are solid staples while for girls you can’t go far wrong with Sophie, Jessica and Emily. These have all stood the test of time and only very rarely go outside of the top ten.


However some names are plunging into obscurity. This interesting graphic from Statista shows which names have fallen furthest from the top 100 in the last nineteen years:


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Apologies to all the Rachel’s, Leanne’s , Calum’s and Sean’s of this world but your names are no longer fashionable and are quickly on their way to extinction. You’re in danger of becoming the next Ethel or Terrance in the decades to come.


The current UK trend table is looking like this


Girls Top 100


1 Amelia 5,327 (number) No change (change in rank since 2013)


2 Olivia 4,724 No change


3 Isla 4,012 Up 2


4 Emily 3,991 Down 1


5 Poppy 3,273 Up 2


6 Ava 3,171 Down 2


7 Isabella 3,022 Up 1


8 Jessica 2,995 Down 2


9 Lily 2,965 Up 3


10 Sophie 2,905 Down 1


11 Grace 2,785 Up 2


12 Sophia 2,752 Up 3


13 Mia 2,727 Down 3


14 Evie 2,664 No change


15 Ruby 2,595 Down 4


16 Ella 2,465 No change


17 Scarlett 2,359 No change


18 Isabelle 2,241 Up 1


19 Chloe 2,215 Down 1


20 Sienna 2,174 Up 2


21 Freya 2,164 Down 1


22 Phoebe 2,099 Up 2


23 Charlotte 2,018 Down 2


24 Daisy 1,957 Down 1


25 Alice 1,783 Up 2


26 Florence 1,781 Up 3


27 Eva 1,725 Down 1


28 Sofia 1,692 Up 2


29 Millie 1,685 Down 4


30 Lucy 1,664 Down 2


31 Evelyn 1,506 Up 14


32 Elsie 1,497 Up 15


33 Rosie 1,475 Up 5


34 Imogen 1,463 No change


35 Lola 1,441 Down 3


36 Matilda 1,440 No change


37 Elizabeth 1,398 Up 2


38 Layla 1,391 Down 7


39 Holly 1,362 Down 6


40 Lilly 1,352 Down 3


41 Molly 1,349 Down 6


42 Erin 1,343 Down 2


43 Ellie 1,308 No change


44 Maisie 1,221 Down 3


45 Maya 1,200 Up 6


46 Abigail 1,181 No change


47 Eliza 1,165 Up 12


48 Georgia 1,163 Up 12


49 Jasmine 1,155 Up 1


50 Esme 1,151 Up 8


51 Willow 1,142 Up 3


52 Bella 1,141 Up 4


53 Annabelle 1,108 Up 10


54 Ivy 1,103 Up 12


55 Amber 1,089 Up 10


56 Emilia 1,082 Up 8


57 Emma 1,071 Down 2


58 Summer 1,067 Down 10


59 Hannah 1,061 Down 15


60 Eleanor 1,049 Down 3


61 Harriet 1,016 No change


62 Rose 990 Up 6


63 Amelie 988 Down 11


64 Lexi 972 Down 22


65 Megan 879 Down 16


66 Gracie 871 Down 4


67 Zara 838 Up 3


68 Lacey 829 Down 15


69 Martha 807 Up 4


70 Anna 804 Down 1


71 Violet 754 Up 7


72 Darcey 727 Up 12


73 Maria 707 Up 10


74 Maryam 705 Up 6


75 Brooke 703 Down 8


76 Aisha 702 Up 18


77 Katie 701 Up 2


78 Leah 683 Down 7


79 Thea 678 Up 42 *new entry


80 Darcie 677 Up 23 *new entry


81 Hollie 673 Down 6


82 Amy 668 Down 6


83 Mollie 663 Down 12


84 Heidi 662 Up 15


85 Lottie 662 Up 20 *new entry


86 Bethany 648 Down 9


87 Francesca 646 Down 6


88 Faith 642 Down 14


89 Harper 623 Up 71 *new entry


90 Nancy 615 Up 21 *new entry


91 Beatrice 610 Up 4


92 Isabel 608 Down 7


93 Darcy 606 No change


94 Lydia 602 Up 6


95 Sarah 601 Up 1


96 Sara 596 Up 4


97 Julia 593 Down 15


98 Victoria 584 Down 10


99 Zoe 580 Down 2


100 Robyn 577 Up 19 *new entry



 

Boys Top 100


1 Oliver 6,649 No change


2 Jack 5,804 No change


3 Harry 5,379 No change


4 Jacob 5,050 No change


5 Charlie 4,642 No change


6 Thomas 4,405 No change


7 George 4,320 Up 3


8 Oscar 4,269 Down 1


9 James 4,167 No change


10 William 4,134 Down 2


11 Noah 4,085 Up 2


12 Alfie 3,868 Down 1


13 Joshua 3,812 Down 1


14 Muhammad 3,588 Up 1


15 Henry 3,572 Up 3


16 Leo 3,414 Up 1


17 Archie 3,099 Down 1


18 Ethan 3,061 Down 4


19 Joseph 3,041 No change


20 Freddie 3,023 Up 15


21 Samuel 3,021 Down 1


22 Alexander 2,978 Up 2


23 Logan 2,813 Up 5


24 Daniel 2,775 Down 2


25 Isaac 2,636 Up 4


26 Max 2,602 Down 1


27 Mohammed 2,536 Down 4


28 Benjamin 2,490 Up 2


29 Mason 2,470 Down 2


30 Lucas 2,445 Down 4


31 Edward 2,417 Up 2


32 Harrison 2,214 Up 4


33 Jake 2,207 Down 1


34 Dylan 2,188 Down 3


35 Riley 2,177 Down 14


36 Finley 2,115 Down 2


37 Theo 2,008 Up 4


38 Sebastian 1,965 No change


39 Adam 1,790 Up 1


40 Zachary 1,670 Down 1


41 Arthur 1,649 Up 2


42 Toby 1,352 Up 2


43 Jayden 1,334 Down 1


44 Luke 1,322 Up 1


45 Harley 1,303 Up 4


46 Lewis 1,236 No change


47 Tyler 1,235 Down 10


48 Harvey 1,228 No change


49 Matthew 1,216 Down 2


50 David 1,209 No change


51 Reuben 1,166 Up 3


52 Michael 1,139 Up 1


53 Elijah 1,125 Up 16


54 Kian 1,123 Up 41


55 Tommy 1,120 Down 3


56 Mohammad 1,116 Up 1


57 Blake 1,106 Down 1


58 Luca 1,101 Up 2


59 Theodore 1,090 Up 19


60 Stanley 1,059 Up 10


61 Jenson 1,058 Down 3


62 Nathan 1,055 Down 7


63 Charles 1,037 Down 2


64 Frankie 1,030 Down 2


65 Jude 1,018 Up 7


66 Teddy 1,017 Up 20


67 Louie 1,015 Up 4


68 Louis 999 Up 9


69 Ryan 989 Down 18


70 Hugo 956 Up 4


71 Bobby 922 Down 12


72 Elliott 914 Up 12


73 Dexter 908 Down 10


74 Ollie 906 Up 6


75 Alex 903 Down 10


76 Liam 902 Down 9


77 Kai 858 Down 13


78 Gabriel 842 Up 1


79 Connor 841 Down 13


80 Aaron 819 Up 1


81 Frederick 815 Up 1


82 Callum 803 Down 9


83 Elliot 780 Down 7


84 Albert 778 Up 15


85 Leon 765 Down 10


86 Ronnie 756 Up 4


87 Rory 755 Up 9


88 Jamie 749 Down 20


89 Austin 707 Up 5


90 Seth 694 Up 7


91 Ibrahim 669 Down 2


92 Owen 663 Down 7


93 Caleb 648 Down 5


94 Ellis 641 Up 9 *new entry


95 Sonny 640 Up 5


96 Robert 631 Up 2


97 Joey 627 Up 5 *new entry


98 Felix 614 Down 7


99 Finlay 611 Down 12


100 Jackson 602 Up 6 *new entry


Where did you rank? Or didn’t you even make the list!?


Uber Drivers Talk About The Weirdest Conversations They Have Heard From Passengers



After writing this article I’m heading straight to the channel four and pitching a new reality T.V show. The bat shit crazy conversations that occur between inebriated passengers are hilarious and would certainly make compelling viewing.


After an extremely drunken night out in Shoreditch, Joe Terzeon one of the other writers at Viral Thread got into what he thought was his uber. He sat down and his driver introduced him to ‘Abdul’ his cousin who he was Face-Timing in Bangladesh. After an entertaining five minute conversation Joe asked if it would be ok to get moving… The driver replied ‘I’m not taxi mate, but nice to meet you’


Joe had missed his uber and had to pay the penalty charge, he then had to wait in the freezing cold for 20 minutes until his next one arrived. He’s been curing Abdul ever since.


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Meanwhile, the real Uber drivers have been using Reddit to write down some of the weirdest conversations they’ve ever heard:


“cum” or “fuck”


I picked up a guy who was obviously pretty drunk late at night. He was sitting in the back seat and his phone rings and answers it immediately. He then starts openly talking about all the things he is going to do to this girl when he gets to her house. I wish I could remember the entire list of things he said, but it went something like this, “I’m going to tie you up and fuck you until you beg me to stop and then I’m going to cum all over your face.” There was a lot more cringy stuff said which was pretty much just every way he was going to “destroy” her. The best part about the entire thing was every time he said something super dirty like “cum” or “fuck” he tried to whisper it into the phone, but since he was drunk I’m sure he didn’t realize how loud he was. The funniest part of the entire trip he says “Okay I’m almost there, I’ll see you soon baby I love you” and hung up the phone, looks at me in the rear-view-mirror and says “fucking bitches, am I right?”


Shit in the car


Was once offered $500 cash mid-ride to let the dude shit in the car while they were driving to his destination. Dude must’ve been in a super hurry, or planned in advance because he had the cash on him and he was like “no stopping, $500 if you just let me do it. I won’t get any on the car at all”. Lo and behold, dude shits in a newspaper and throws it out the window.


New Jersey to Missouri?


Me: What made you move from New Jersey to Missouri?Uber Driver: I joined a cult for 11 years.


Are you a cop?


Had a Lebanese guy sell 1 kg of cocaine in the back seat to some wired, paranoid white guy, he just kept looking at me and kept asking me “Are you a cop?” I got to admit it scared me.


Caramel


I once picked up a group of four middle aged asian men who asked me (in very broken english) to drive them from Boston to Twin River Casino in Rhode Island. It was 11pm, and the drive’s at least an hour, but I decided to do it anyway. The ONLY word these four asian men said, throughout the WHOLE drive, was ‘Caramel.’ I shit you not, for an hour straight, these men would take turns saying the word caramel. No laughing. Nothing. Just caramel. They would say it in different tones. They would whisper it. They would say it in different pitches. Sometimes in unison. Sometimes no one would speak for 10 minutes. It was weird man. When I finally arrived, they asked me to wait for them and drive them back but I bounced. Weird times.


Older woman blew him


My driver once, completely unprompted, told me and my friends about how an older woman (who he described as unattractive) blew him in the front seat.


A big tip


Once I drove two guys home. And on the way to the first guys house, the second guy received a booty call from an “very ugly girl” (his words). But he was drunk and it was 4 in the morning. So I drop off this first guy (about 10km West from the starting point). The girl really wanted him to come and promised she would pay for the the cab. She lived 16km east from the starting point. So I drove 26km (about 70 Euros) with this guy and she payed gladly. On the way there he showed me pictures, and “very ugly” really was an understatement. Guy was super Thankfull and left me a big tip.


A deer in headlights


The was actually a Lyft driver: He picked up a group of people that were heading to a nightclub. There was a girl, her boyfriend, her friend, and her boyfriend’s coworker. He dropped them off at one of the biggest nightclubs in the city, but the girl changed her mind before he ended the ride and said she just wanted him to take her home.As soon as he pulled away, she started bawling and telling him how she thinks something is going on between her boyfriend and his coworker. She kept saying, “I mean, he’s allowed to have female friends. I’m sure there’s nothing going on. I should trust him.” — driver basically agreed. He dropped her off at home.Hours later, at 4AM, he gets another pick up call at a hotel. He arrives and sees the poor girl’s boyfriend and his coworker making out heavily on the street in front of the hotel, obviously post-coitus as the girl was in her pajamas. The guy comes over to the Lyft and realizes who it is, and looks like a deer in headlights. He says, “Hey look, I’m just going to request another Lyft.”The driver, of course, has no way to get ahold of the girl and tell her what her sneaky ass boyfriend is up to. I fucking wish I did. He said he just hoped that her friend, who had been out with them at the club, had seen something and could tip her off.


Waited for 45 minutes


Definitely those early Monday morning shifts, when addicts and fiends are coming down from weekends of binging every substance known to man. They resist the drop so hard, they’re willing to pay anything to get to somewhere where there may or may not be more drugs or alcohol to ingest.One of these mornings, I waited for 45 minutes for a prostitute with a desperate, desperate man. She was coming right back with some booze. The guy was getting anxious, to put it mildly, not violent or anything, but definitely the vibe was weird. He was calling Tinder-hookups, asked to speak to their mother, asked me about if I knew where to get anything… The guy was probably quite well-off and “normal” but he had been doing coke and booze for 48 hours straight.Well, the girl did come back with a six-pack of something. I took them back to where they started, where a third person, dude’s friend was waiting by the door — ready to go to work, the poor bastard. As he waved the couple in, he got in my cab.



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Right, I’m off, channel four have to bee keen on this, surely?