When one woman’s reading glasses went missing, it seemed like the Sunday crossword would never get finished. That was it! But when her dog came trotting into the kitchen, she figured out exactly where her glasses had gone…

Clearly, he wanted a more dignified look!

Okay, smartypants…what’s next?

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If you’re gonna look the part, you’d better learn to play it, too! What are you reading lately, pup? A little Nabokov, perhaps? Or are you more of a Hemingway kinda guy?