When we were kids, we were constantly asked, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” It seemed like the question on everyone’s mind. Some of us wind up with our dream careers, and some of us don’t, but no matter where we end up, the passion we felt for our first dream job never really goes away.
This young man recently recovered his childhood dossier — a folder filled to the brim with his former plans of working at Jurassic Park. He wanted to work at the park so fervently that he created this elaborate compendium of information about what he would do, what dinosaurs he would oversee, and even who his boss would be! Now that’s dedication.
Michael listed his employment essentials, like his employee number, Jeep number, salary requirements ($50,000 per day seems pretty reasonable), and even what type of park access he would have.
He even made a helpful list of all the dinosaurs on the island so he could make sure everyone was accounted for.
Michael also drew a picture of his helicopter, because any Jurassic Park employee worth his salt has a helicopter.
He made plans for a Jurassic Park air balloon ride, complete with all of the specifications. He even included a model for the ride in case you needed a visual.
The end of his dossier includes a notes section that appears to be empty, even though everything before this is documented with insane detail.
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And this isn’t even the whole thing. To view the whole packet (which includes more fake correspondence letters and drawings of the park) go to Michael M’s Twitter. You can also see the binder in its entirety on Imgur.
